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don't know why I'm up so early... I purposely made plans to go to church at 10 so I could sleep in a little and yet I still wake up at the same time as every Sunday... And yes, I do go to church almost every Sunday. :) Anyway, I'm kinda bored, and I have some time to kill before I actually need to start getting ready, so let's chat.First of all, I don't like the idea behind ''online dating'' but it's really hard to find a nice guy out there. And I'm certainly not looking for guys when I go to church. So this is just another option because at least I can state my preferences, right? Right. I'm looking for someone who wants more than just sex. I generally date white men, tall (because I'm almost 6' in heels), nice smiles, with a degree (bachelor at least), and respectful. I'm not the kind of girl to get into bed with just anyone, but I definitely enjoy sex when it's with the right man. That being said, it'll take a while to figure out if you're the right man. But I've been told I'm worth the wait, haha.I'm Hispanic, 5'8, BBW (220 lbs but ''don't look it'' according to the last guy I dated), and tons of fun to be around. Just because I go to church doesn't mean I don't like to go out and have fun. ;) I love traveling, reading, movies, going on long walks, museums, taking random classes/workshops (let's do a cooking class?), I can fit in at both dive bars or big clubs... I'm girly but I get along better with guys than girls. I'm not crazy and manipulative like some girls, which is why I don't hang out with them much lol. I'm very honest and very straight forward. If I like you, you'll know it. I don't play games and I'm very affectionate, more so in private than in public. Some PDA is fun, but anything more than a kiss on the lips should remain in private. (Or at least when no one's looking lol)I'm just rambling and I really don't know if anyone will actually read all of this. I'll probably just get a bunch of dirty pictures... BUT if you're an awesome guy who wants to get to know and date single swingers awesome girl, send me an email! :)

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